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Joke of the Day
"What's half of 8? 5. The other half is 3."
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"What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles"
"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."
"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"
"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"
"I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."
"What seperates man from animal? Divorce!"
"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"
"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to *WANT* to change."