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Joke of the Day
"in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'"
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"The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend."
"Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes"
"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""
"Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke? They don't find them Hume-erous."
"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."
"Why did they invent white chocolate? So black kids could get messy too."
"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"
"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"