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"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"
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"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."
"What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana? Cheech Marinade!"
"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"
"Ugh, who has time to work out?... I say before a 45 minute nap."
"If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes."
"Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night."
"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"
"Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. These are the five stages of learning that Ben Affleck is the new Batman."
"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."