37009
Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!"
Next Joke
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"
"What did poseidon yell when he hit a solid wall while crusing a river Dam"
"A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. ""Read it?"" he says, ""I *know* the guy!"""
"Now that I'm 40, it's time to put aside childish things and be a man lol just kidding I'm drawing pictures of raccoons flying spaceships."
"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"
"When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree."
"What did one ISIS member say to another? ""IED mubarak.."""
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."
"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."