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"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"
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"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth."
"The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with."
"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"
"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."
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"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."
"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"
"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."