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Joke of the Day
"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"
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"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads. Me: Are you Italian, my brother? Him: No. Me: Then no more pizza for you."
"Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back? *3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?"
"What causes German Earthquakes? Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out"
"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."
"Just recently sold all my dead batteries free of charge"