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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's angry because I got drunk and did a shit on the roof. Please tell me, how can I wipe the slate clean?"

"""Oh, look! She's drinking vodka, let's kill her!"" - Spiral staircases"

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."

"I could host an elegant dinner party, but I don't know enough people with simmering tension over long-held secrets to make it worthwhile."

"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""

"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."

"Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America."

"Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley."

"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"

"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."