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Joke of the Day
"University: ""Got any money for tuition?"" Me: ""Go Fish"""
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"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."
"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."
"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"
"[rolls a boiled egg down the bar to a hot girl] me - ""that was an accident can I have my egg back please"""
"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"
"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."
"Parachute for sale Used once Never opened Small stain"
"Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again"
"How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator"