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Joke of the Day

"Aquaman: Come on in the water is great. Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues."

"Hi, what's your name? My name is Yura Phag"

"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"

"Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?"

"Doctors just told me I have ""stripper lung"" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to ""JIGGLERS"" again I'll die."

"Two melons were out for a romantic dinner. One melon said to the other, ""Honey, dew you love me?"" The other replied, ""Yes, but I cantaloupe!"" ### ...I'll show myself out"

"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"Did you know that Christmas will fall on star wars day this year!? Guess whos coming to town?"

"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he's too legit to shit."

"A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks "" final words?"" the dictionary says ""zyzzyva."""