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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book on Anti-Gravity... And it's impossible to put down."
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"What is worse than three babies in three containers? NSFW One baby in three containers."
"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."
"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."
"Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest... Talk about a target audience."
"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""
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