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Joke of the Day

"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""

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"Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine."
"Sober Irishman"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium."
"I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, ""YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"""
"Why don black people go on cruises? Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again."
"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""
"I want to make a porno with Larry Bird and Dennis Rodman at 6 in the morning... It's called early bird gets the worm"
"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""
"""You see those footprints? It looks like our killer had feet."" - If you want to know why I was fired as a writer on CSI."
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