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Joke of the Day

"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""

"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."

"I think my Pokemon Go is broken, I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk"

"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."

"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."

"What do you call a turkey that blows chickens? A cock gobbler"

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something."

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant."

"Santa is such a whore... He's always looking for some ho ho ho's."