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Joke of the Day

"Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest... Talk about a target audience."

"The other day my buddy asked me if I wanted a warm Budweiser I replied, "" No its fine, I brought my own piss, ill just drink that. """

"What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy"

"My son's default mode is ""protester being dragged out of a political rally."""

"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"

"My wife and I went to see a realtor. ""Have you guys considered moving houses?"" he asked. I said, ""No, we don't like caravans."""

"Why is that Mac owners always say their computers never get viruses... ...when it is clear that being a pretentious douche is a clear example of a virus that is exclusive to Mac ownership?"

"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."

"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""