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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny. Period."

"If i could have any super power, i'd pick the ability to lure kids into my truck without giving them candy i spent my hard earned money on."

"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."

"In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, ""Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"""

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"

"Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her"

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."

"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"

"I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry."

"A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school. So usually at about 3:15"