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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible? He hasn't been promoted since 1963..."
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"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."
"Why do white people rely on asians so much? Because without them, they'd just be cauc."
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"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."