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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."

"Two cows are standing peacefully on a hill. ""Moo"", pipes up the first cow. The second cow turns to her and says ""BITCH, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!"""

"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."

"Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the penguin pooped in the bathtub. Wife: ""But we don't *have* a penguin!"" Me: ""And now for the good news...!"""

"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist."

"Are ""authorities"" ever not "" baffled?"""

"What burns longer, a red or a green candle? Neither, they both burn shorter."

"Q: How many racists does it take to change a white bulb oops sorry can I start over"