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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between snow-men and snow-women?... Snow-balls."

"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."

"""I was thinking of all the shit I hate, so I made a list of all the shit I hate"" *notices you don't care *adds you to list of shit I hate"

"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"

"b b q why is it that latinos don't bar b que? the rice and beans keep falling thru the grill"

"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."

"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."

"Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."

"I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes 6 months ago. We still haven't got a single gig."