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Joke of the Day
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
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"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"
"A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer."
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."
"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."
"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."
"The movie ""Noah"" comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise."
"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."
"What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF"
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"