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Joke of the Day
"Equality That's the joke."
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"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"
"Say Gabe Horn"
"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""
"""The ancients would grind the nougat plant with stones, adding cacao nibs as they worked."" Satisfied, Paleo Dad accepts the 3 Musketeers."
"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"
"What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot you racist freaks!"
"Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: ""Please step out of the vehicle"""
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."