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Joke of the Day

"Nothing is better than studying That's why i do nothing."

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."

"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"

"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."

"I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask... Oops, wrong sub!"

"Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP"

"Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL"

"What do you call a reptile that works as a detective? An investigator."

"Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it."