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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp? I heard it was a blast."

"Told my mum someone had been shot and she asked with what? I wanted to reply 'with a cutlass' but I want her to pay for masters..."

"What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene? A dent*ist*."

"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."

"me: [seductively ignores and stays away from you to let you know i'm into you]"

"Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it."

"A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."