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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"
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"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."
"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"
"What do you call a jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."
"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"
"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"
"I love when couples get sick together because that's what people deserve for being happy."
"My boss asked why he didnt see me at work on halloween. I told him I went as god. I clearly was never there, and all the work that got done I did not do."
"is there a sadder metaphor of ur adulthood destroying ur childhood than the fact that to get to work evryday u hav to burn up dead dinosaurs"
"What ship will never set sail for OP?"