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Joke of the Day
"My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me."
Next Joke
"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."
"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."
"I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex. I made a really big mistake!"
"One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old."
"Almost every post that hits the frontt page Has a misspelled title."
"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."
"No thanks CVS, I don't need a bag. I'll just wrap up my purchase in the 12 foot receipt you just gave me."
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes..."
"Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur."