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Joke of the Day
"My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me."
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"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."
"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"
"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"
"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""
"Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim."
"A man and a doctor are talking... The doctor says ""I have bad news. You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."" The man replies, ""Thank God I don't have cancer."""
"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."