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Joke of the Day
"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
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"911 what is your emergency? Me: ""My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"" 911: ""stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING"
"Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream"
"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."
"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"
"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."
"Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. A girl who spreads easily."
"I hate working with customers I've gotta say ""hi"" all the time. (Tove Lo)"
"What do you call a Redneck Baker? Inbread"