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Joke of the Day

"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."

"I tried cocaine once It's not all it's cracked up to be."

"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."

"Told a chemist a joke No reaction"

"i won a latin grammy but i have no idea what to feed her and she's getting frustrated by the language barrier"

"What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."

"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."

"The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not."

"Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes its's no great shakes!"