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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."
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"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."
"""Do not touch"" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille."
"My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product."
"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"
"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"
"ok open your eyes!! ""are those.. are those dead bunnies? what the fu-"" Febreze Air Effects. haha. covered it up well? ""im calling the cops"""
"If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books."
"Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages."
"VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby"