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Joke of the Day
"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"
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"Q: What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!"
"Who am I? I mustache you a question but I am shaving it for later."
"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."
"I saw a sign that said ""Falling rocks"" I tried. It doesn't."
"Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it! Guy asks ""When do you kick a midget in the balls?"" Other guy answers ""When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"""
"Spell ""attic"" without laughing out loud"
"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder"