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Joke of the Day

"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."

"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"

"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."

"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."

"What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint? Catholic"

"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"Her: *""Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?""* Me: *""Yes""*"

"Q: Why didn't Count Dracula get married? A: He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."

"How do you piss off a redditor? This GOD-DAMN joke has been reposted SO many times, and its not even clever in the first place!!! Im super serial guys, knock it off."