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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a butt inspection by ISIS? Anal-isis."
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"My body is a temple But only because it hates Palestine. *Anthony Jeselnik*"
"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."
"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."
"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."
"I left my wife for a bin man.... .... But he wouldn't take her"
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."
"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."
"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""
"i've been in love only two times in my life and one of those was with a cheesecake"