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Joke of the Day
"What did the alcoholic say to the bartender? ""You know, I only beat my wife once in a Blue Moon."
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"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""
"What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?......... Both stream instantly."
"""Your mission... Should you chose to accept it..."" *Go to a bar you Hate *Put $50 in the Jukebox *Play nothing but Nickelback *Leave"
"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"
"Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now."
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
"What is faster than a black person with your TV ? His brother with your DVD player."
"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"