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Joke of the Day
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"
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"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? I don't eat parsley. -Andrew ""Dice"" Clay"
"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""
"Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again! "
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A tyrano-snore-us rex."
"What do you call a nun in a car? Virgin Mobile"
"Me: and i love that thing u do with ur tongue piercing.. Wife: OMG [storms off] Me: WRITING OUR OWN VOWS WAS YOUR IDEA LYDIA [Priest faints]"
"What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher."
"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"" Edit: Yay top of r/jokes, #lifegoals Also formatting"