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Joke of the Day

"I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections."

"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."

"My wife calls my penis Nicolas Cage It's highly temperamental and tends to go off for no reason at all."

"What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? Pacific Rim Job."

"Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!"

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"Do you know why Jesus doesn't eat M&M's? Because they fall through the holes in his hands."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."

"When is it okay for monks to use e-mail? When there are no attachments"