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Joke of the Day

"What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They both had Kurds in their way!"

"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."

"Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!"

"What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors."

"How do you take a selfie with a goat?"

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice."

"Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans."

"Jack, Dill, James, and Mike were walking down the street. Mike fell down. Can Dill, Jack, or James he"

"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"