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Joke of the Day
"What's a bulimic person's favorite movie? ""The Purge"""
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"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"
"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."
"Atheist Sam's grand-daughter Saudi Atheist Sam gets an email that his new grand-daughter is named Saudi. His first response? Jesus!"
"Want a couple of pointers in life? 0x8130 and 0x8134"
"i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle"
"What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross."
"Yesterday my dad told me if he saw me on the computer latenight again... He would smash my head into my keyHDJbdvxhjJDKLXUXBgshdjcmcnGxcNdnckcoNcbcjxndbcjcjkxndJdhhshdbdn"
"Whats the point of calling it ""secret Santa""? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa."
"Donald Trump Running For President"