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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus go to the gym? To make sure his cross fit."
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"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."
"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."
"I like my women like I like my Isis victims. Topless. Remember, this is just a joke, so don't be offended. It's nothing to lose your head over."
"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
"2017 whatsapp notification: Linda read your message and texted Morissa and they decided to go to McDonalds without you"
"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"
"It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!"
"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."
"A blonde walks into a bar"