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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall."

"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."

"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes."

"What do you call the god of cheese? Cheesus"

"My ""Metapod"" has been having some problems When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up."

"Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra? Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?"

"Where I from? Please tell me."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird."