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Joke of the Day
"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion."
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"How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Wonton."
"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""
"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."
"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."
"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 96% recycled content."
"Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars.. Girl: Oww, Infinite? Boy: Nope, Pointless .."
"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"
"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"