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Joke of the Day
"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
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"Vegetarians have been screaming, ""Save the Animals!"" for years. If they were really interested in animals, why do they keep beating a dead horse?"
"I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. ""What are you doing in here with that hammer?"""
"How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !"
"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
"What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas? Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift"
"[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit"
"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."
"What do you call Nicky Minaj's ass? Silicone valley"
"364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up."