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Joke of the Day

"If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'"

"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."

"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"

"There are only two certain things in computer programming life... death and syntax (end)."

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"

"I really got in touch with my inner self tonight... I'll never buy that cheap toilet paper again!"

"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."

"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."

"You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad."

"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"