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Joke of the Day
"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"
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"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"
"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"
"What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together? 100 cunts that don't do dick."
"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"
"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."
"What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it."
"I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper."
"They said she was a cat lady but when I threw her off a small building she didn't land on her feet and now I'm in jail for murder."
"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."