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Joke of the Day
"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"
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"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""
"what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!"
"50 cent What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater? Gee you knit"
"Accidentally OD'd On Benefiber The other day I accidentally OD'd on Benefiber. Boy, the shit really did hit the fan."
"I can't believe how racist star wars is. Of course the only black guy never knew his father."
"Why are magicians always sad? Because everything they have disappears"
"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"
"What makes for a great relationship but a shit gaming partner? Someone who goes down a lot."
"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."