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Joke of the Day

"A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland... Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued."

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."

"A little boy comes downstairs in the middle of the night and asks for a cup of water. Dad: OK, but that's the 730th one you've had tonight... Boy: I know, but my room's still on fire"

"I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents."

"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."

"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""

"AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."

"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."