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Joke of the Day
"AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league"
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"Every time a baby gets named Shaniqua, a job opens up somewhere."
"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"
"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"
"When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I."
"*murderer looking for me* Murderer: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me... Me under bed: *cry sings* He's just a poor boy from a poor family"
"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."
"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."