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Joke of the Day
"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."
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"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires."
"Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter and cold."
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number."
"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."
"My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. Just how I was raised."
"Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout."
"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"
"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."