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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."
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"There's nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can't cure."
"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."
"What is Forest Gump's email password? 1forest1"
"Some people are very down to earth... You know, midgets."
"How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion? Eh. Sew-sew."
"Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River"
"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a shit"
"What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer."