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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer."
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"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."
"The Emperor's New Clothes"
"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"
"I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream."
"*Gets 500 word angry text from ex *responds, you mad bro?"
"A lawyer takes the bar"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...J.K. Rowling"
"Elephant circumcision... ...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous."
"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"