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Joke of the Day

"Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels."

"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""

"Never trust atoms. They make up everything."

"The doorbell rings... A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, ""Can I stay here for a few days?"" The man says, ""Sure you can."" And shuts the door."

"I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole."

"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."

"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"

"As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall. He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp."

"People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better."

"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."