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Joke of the Day

"Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels."

"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."

"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet? e-reptile dysfunction"

"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"

"I would lose weight ... But I hate losing ..."

"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"

"A scarecrow just won a Nobel prize. It was for being out-standing in his field."

"The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown."

"People with egg avatars are the extras having silent conversations that no one pays attention to."