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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what I hate most about Reddit? [deleted] EDIT: Yes! That's the joke!"
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"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."
"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"
"NSFW Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit... One fly farts. The other fly says, ""Do you mind? I'm eating."""
"The leading cause of being cryptic is stuff."
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"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"
"ME: sometimes i just repeat your name instead of laughing HANNAH: that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard ME: hannahannahannahannaha"
"A masochist and a sadist are having an argument. The masochist says, ""Whip me! Whip me! Beat me! Beat me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""