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Joke of the Day

"Known as the ""one-day insect"" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms... But it still lives longer than my headphones."

"What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away? Blue Bells."

"I've been told I look like a young Denzel Washington's white neighbor."

"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."

"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."

"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"

"We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes"

"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"

"Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!!"