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Joke of the Day
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say ""its extra is that ok?"" if u say its not ok they give it to u for free"
"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"
"The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards"
"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."
"you'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed"
"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."
"I fucked a vacuum cleaner once... It sucked"
"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""