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Joke of the Day
"I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus"
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"How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7"
"I heard she was born naked, that slut."
"I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent."
"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"
"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."
"Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a ""constellation prize"" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot."
"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...all it was doing was gathering dust."
"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."
"Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower."