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Joke of the Day
"I heard she was born naked, that slut."
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"I have a joke about this site... never mind you probably reddit"
"Does Kanye really think America would elect a black man from the south side of Chicago with an odd name? Give me a break..."
"I hate jokes that leaves you hanging. They [Deleted]"
"[Speech Therapy] Therapist: Repeat after me: I'm thirsty Dad: I'm...thirsty T: I'm hungry D: I'm...H...Hi Hungry, I'm Dad T: *throws clipboard*"
"My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when I walk in on her!!!"
"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist? A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store."
"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"
"Why was the ocean embarrassed? Because all the fish could see his bottom."
"My parents always said I was artistic. They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other."