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"I heard she was born naked, that slut."
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"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"
"I don't know, guys. The whole ""play dead when a bear attacks"" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with..."
"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"
"What's Irish and sits by the pool? Paddy O'Furniture"
"tried to drown my sorrows, but after three days, mother-in-law floated back to the shore."
"Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black? Cause he thought ""casta"" was Greek for ""moms""."
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"I went through three magazines on a train yesterday. I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me."