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"A guy walks into a bar... The real joke is in the comments."
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"I think marriage should be between a robot and a spider horse because I'm a retarded man child and this is what I bring to the conversation."
"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"
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"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."
"Hillary Clinton logs onto her email server [deleted]"
"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""
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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face."